Sunday, March 8, 2015

NEVER TOO LATE TO LEARN

Rather than write a blog about Monday Night's two Council Meetings which I believe have been well covered; I felt we could all benefit with a little inconsequential knowledge. This is from an email from one of my steady "joke" producers.


Where did "Piss Poor" come from? Interesting history.
They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot. Then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery...
If you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor". But worse than that were the really poor folk who couldn't even afford to buy a pot....
They "didn't have a pot to piss in" and were the lowest of the low.
The next time you're washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. 

Here are some facts about the 1500's.... Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May; they still smelled pretty good by June. However, since they were starting to smell, brides carried a bouquet of flowers to hide body odor. Hence the custom today of carrying a bouquet when getting married.
Baths consisted of a big tub filled with hot water. The man of the house had the privilege of the nice clean water; then all the other sons and men, then the women and finally the children; last of all the babies.
By then the water was so dirty you could actually lose someone in it.
Hence the saying, "Don't throw the baby out with the bath water!"
 
Houses had thatched roofs; thick straw-piled high with no wood underneath..
It was the only place for animals to get warm, so all the cats and other small animals (mice, bugs) lived in the roof.
When it rained it became slippery; sometimes the animals would slip and fall off the roof. Hence the saying, "It's raining cats and dogs." There was nothing to stop things from falling into the house. This posed a real problem in the bedroom where bugs and other droppings could mess up your nice clean bed.
Hence, a bed with big posts and a sheet hung over the top afforded some protection. That's how canopy beds came into existence.
 
The floor was dirt; only the wealthy had something other than dirt, hence the saying, "Dirt poor." The wealthy had slate floors that would get slippery In the winter when wet, so they spread thresh (straw) on the floor to help keep their footing..
As winter wore on, they added more thresh until, when you opened the door, it would all slip outside. A piece of wood was placed in the entrance-way. Hence: a thresh hold. 

In the old days, they cooked in the kitchen with a big kettle that always hung over the fire. Every day they lit the fire and added things to the pot. They ate mostly vegetables and didn't get much meat. They would eat stew for dinner, leaving leftovers in the pot to get cold overnight, then start over the next day. Sometimes stew had food in it that had been there for quite a while, hence the rhyme: 
Peas porridge hot, peas porridge cold, peas porridge in the pot nine days old."

Sometimes they could obtain pork, which made them feel quite special.
When visitors came over, they'd hang up their bacon to show off.
It was a sign of wealth that a man could "bring home the bacon." They would cut off a little to share with guests; would all sit around & chew the fat.

Those with money had plates made of pewter. Food with high acid content caused some of the lead to leach onto the food, causing lead poisoning death. This happened most often with tomatoes, so for the next 400 years or so, tomatoes were considered poisonous.

Bread was divided according to status; workers got the burnt bottom of the loaf, the family got the middle; guests got the top, or the upper crust.

Lead cups were used to drink ale or whiskey; the combination would sometimes knock the imbibers out for a few days. Someone walking along the road would take them for dead & prepare them for burial.
They were laid out on the kitchen table for a few days; the family would gather around to eat & drink to wait & see if they'd wake up. Hence the custom; "
holding a wake."

England is old & small; the local folks started running out of places to bury people. They would dig up coffins & take the bones to a bone-house & reuse the grave. When reopening these coffins, 1 out of 25 coffins were found to have scratch marks on the inside; they realized they had been burying people alive. So they would tie a string on the wrist of the corpse, lead it through the coffin, through the ground & tie it to a bell. Someone would sit out in a graveyard all night (graveyard shift) to listen for the bell; thus, someone could be "
saved by the bell" or was "considered a dead ringer." And that's the truth.






1 comment:

  1. My father told me this one, many years ago: When people went to buy a pig, it would be put in a sack. If you weren't careful, and didn't check, you might find that the sack did not contain a pig, but rather a cat! That's were the saying comes from: "don't buy a pig in a poke". Then, if you were too foolish to check, and brought home a cat, you shouldn't cause embarrassment by letting your neighbors see your mistake, "Don't let the cat out of the bag".

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