Wednesday, March 30, 2011

POTPOURRI FIRST TODAY

There are times when extraneous factors  impact on the thought processes necessary in composing a blog that would adequately explain my concerns on the generalize future of Health Care in the USA which will impact on Plainfield. Compounding the financial aspects that unfortunately is the engine that runs our world, is the ethical and moral dilema regarding the health care indigent.

This is a moral issue as old as genesis when Cain asks if "he is his brother's keeper" and answered in the affirmative many times in the New Testament although it has been too often adhered to negatively. Rebecca Williams  has given one answer in her latest blog. I have addressed that issue before but intend to repeat myself in my next posting be it today or tomorrow.

Since I most likely will have to wait to Monday to once again be able to write about the mundane issues that face this city, which requires less strain on the brain cells;  I thought you might enjoy a bit of my perverted brand of humor. 
Subject: 80 Year Old
The  local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she  had just gotten married for the fourth time. The interviewer  asked her  questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's  occupation. "He's  a funeral  director," she answered.

"Interesting," the  newsman thought.

He then asked her if  she wouldn't mind telling him a little about her  first three  husbands and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those  years.

After a short time, a  smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early 20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40's, and a preacher when  in
her 60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral  director.

The interviewer looked  at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men  with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go."


 
















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