Of course the goings on in Singapore starting Tuesday
morning which according to Trump’s statements may end in a minute depending on
his “gut feeling” there is a local political item of interest.
That is Tuesday night’s PDC meeting to determine the
three candidates to submit to the Council for their selection of a replacement
for newly appointed Freeholder Williams as Council Person at Large. Her
unfilled term will be on the ballot in November, but till then a temporary
appointee will fill the seat and have an up in the November election.
Of the three Known candidates for selection. Alma Blanco,
Tony Contreras, and Elton Armandy.
Armandy is the youngest with an experienced party history
including internship with congressional democrats as well as having been on
Jerry Green’s staff. He is the most educated with post graduate degrees and has
pledged to support Mapp. A potential career politician I think he will be the
Council’s unanimous (minus one) selection.
On a lighter note.
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One clever, smart student!!!
BY A
CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a University of
Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor
shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now
have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students
wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands
and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
One student, however,
wrote the following:
First, we need to know
how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at
which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving,
which is unlikely. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to
Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many
souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in
the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion,
you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and
since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all
souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate
of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for
the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has
to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two
possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate
than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in
Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding
at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and
pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the
postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a
cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact
that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am
sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of
this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting
any more souls and is therefore, extinct..... ....leaving only Heaven,
thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last
night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.'
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN
A+
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